since my near collision with the Meijer Law, I've decided to take a hiatus from the superstore. I'm hoping the black and white, fuzzy, smeared, xerox'd photos of me carrying a bag of unpaid groceries has been removed from the store's wall of shoplifter shame--well, I guess technically I was an almost shoplifter...who had no intention of shoplifting. oh, whatever.
but I did want to wish you all a belated: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy?/Merry? Kwanzaa, and a very Happy New Year. woo-hoo 2009!
the vacation is nearly over and I for one am looking forward to the normal long lines at Meijer, the normal 8 out of 32 lanes open and the normal union's disregard for the customer. ahhhh, how I've pined for the normal superstore during this jam-packed, frenzied holiday season.
I was just thinking, it's only 42 days 'til Valentines day, do you think Meijer has yanked Season's Greetings/Happy New Year and has "decked their halls" with pink and red hearts yet?
I'll keep you posted.
oh, Happy Valentine's Day...in advance.
I just got back from WalMart (it's January 2nd)- it's all decked out in pink and red and Valentine wishes. Who would have thought that we just celebrated Christmas? No signs of it in WalMart.
ReplyDeleteis there ever a time when the stores aren't "celebrating" some holiday? are the holidays planned throughout the year for optimal net profits? maybe I should start a new website; www.cynic.com...
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